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Monday, June 29, 2009
Checkmate!

You know my every move, like a worm in my belly.

Hahahah.

2:52 am .

Friday, June 26, 2009
My colourful life

I have yet to recieve any enlistment package since clearing all the medical checkups about a month ago. I called CMPB this morning to check my status and they @#$%&*! ask me to wait for another 3 weeks. What is the government paying these inefficient people for?!

*BITE*

Anyway, sales is pretty good at work this month but I hate the feeling that I will be stationed away from the vibrant town area for the most of this and next month. Imagine Expo, Katong, Sengkang and the prostitute infested People's Park! Im pretty fine with Expo and Katong but Sengkang!? Someone please kill me. Thank god I will only be there for one day. Hahahah.

I'm broke just one day after receiving my pay for last month. Only peanuts left after paying the credit card bill, insurance and the debt I owed my loanshark mummy.

And my crazy, feel-rich father bought 6 durians back yesterday. And I wasn't amazed until my mum told me each cost a freakin' THIRTY DOLLARS! The reason being the durians have got SMALL seeds!? What that got to do with the cost of the durians?I don't know why but both my parents just went mad this month.

Oh ya, Michael Jackson passed away this morning due to a cardiac arrest. Beat it, Beat it.

PS: JS, I think I need more than 4 jobs now. Hahahahaha.

9:06 am .

Tuesday, June 23, 2009
I want my Samsung Jet!

I want to get a new phone and the new Samsung Jet is my choice!

3 more months before I can recontract but I'm going to use some underhand method to make Singtel recontract me sooner than later. Muahahahahaha. No need to wait till September but I will need to let my pay come in first.

The beauty that will soon be mineeee!

1:32 am .

Tuesday, June 16, 2009
I love you more than I can say

12:11 pm .

Sunday, June 14, 2009
Use my London & Summer

Sahara Desert will be nothing to me after pulling through days of agony under the Singapore weather. This month is especially humid! and I can never survive leaving house without a pack of tissue paper. Smell of sweat and body odour everywhere on the streets and in buses and trains. Yucks! The tissue paper uncles and aunties and fragrance businesses must be making big bucks now.

My back and neck are both killing me too. I hear cracks whenever I twist them and I have no plans of leaving my bed while/after I make this post. I need a real good full body massage like soooooon!

And yes, I went to the birdpark yesterday! The last time I went there was 10 years ago. I can't really remember what has changed and what not but I know for sure that the birds performance is still the same as the one I saw 10 years back.

Can't the birdpark management be more creative? Hahaha.

Many many birds but I prefer the Pelicans and Kookaburras.

Kookaburra sits on the old gum tree.
Merry, merry king of the bush is he.

Hahahaha.

12:50 pm .

Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Fresh from the oven.

I'm secretly hoping that my mum will buy me an oven so I can start to learn and bake at home!
The little toaster oven and microwave oven in my kitchen are useless.

USELESS! USELESS! USELESS!

They can't bake anything!

Anyway, someone is irritatingly sweeeeeett today.
:)

10:56 pm .

Wednesday, June 03, 2009
June reflection

June will always be the month that I look forward to when I was a little boy because school's out for one whole month and best of all, my birthday. Every year without fail, I will get a birthday cake and birthday song from my family. Presents will be a bonus because my family hasn't got that tradition of buying gifts. Despite the simplicity, I always love the few minutes we spent together around the cake. Birthday presents are something that I don't really give a damn about now although it's every kid's dream to receive gifts on their big day. Wishes come and go every year. What I want most for my birthday is to have my bestest friends and family with me for a simple meal or a chill out/catching up session.

Presents do not last, friends and family do.

11:55 pm .

Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Hold it up high!

OUCH!

I'm now on my bed putting one of my legs on the stair to my brother's bed on the upper deck.
I need to because somewhere between hurts like hell now.
Its like 2 planets just crashed into each other.

I hope it get better if not I really cannot sleep.

3:10 am .